Food blogs
I need food blogs to follow. Must have nice photography and recipes that mortals could make in their own kitchens. I’m not an iron chef, I just want to experiment and be inspired.
Vegetarian and omnivorous suggestions both welcome. My husband eats meat; I don’t so much these days.
And GO!
I wish I lived in some douchey area by the ocean so I would have access to beaches that didn’t allow kids. I’m an asshole. I don’t even care.
My hair is starting to look really bad all the time.
I’m in an awkward phase. A really bad one. Sometimes it will look acceptable, but lately I’ve been switching back and forth between Beatle and mom hair.
Great.
Like I needed another excuse to never leave the house.
I’m at my nephew’s baseball game. This has beer in it. Best/worst aunt ever.
lawl ok whatever. next time it’s 90 degrees, I’ll make sure none of my cellulite is obstructing the view of your big fat mouth. I’ll hide it under the burlap bag I’m allowed to wear with your new guidelines taking place.
I’m not stoked on this green one, but I had a purple one a minute ago that was life-changing.
I should come out here more often.
dear universe, you can quit shitting on me anytime now.
when did almost 3:00 am happen?
